You decided to mortgage your home to pay Bob's bills.
Bob wakes up. He is eternally grateful.
You walk hand in hand out of the hospital.
Suddenly, a vulture swoops down to eat you, but Bob blocks it with the same vigor as he did with his sexual advances.
Bob saves the day!
He buys you a cheesesteak and you bring it to your spouse.
She is delighted.
Both of you fall asleep watching the latest season of the Bachelorette on Nextflix.
The End.